Wednesday, 8 August 2007

Verberising

I've now realised that anything, absolutely anything, can be turned into a verb (verberised). Just add an -ing at the end, but don't forget, when -ing comes to stay, the e goes away.

Take, for example, LAN. Traditionally, this stood for Local Area Network. A noun. Now, it has been mutated into a verb, lanning, the meaning of which is open to interpretation. Well, not really. It just means gaming with other people who feel like gaming. Which leads me nicely to my next example. Game.

Lanning was the pioneer. Now, random verberisations are appearing left, right and centre on good ol' MSN Messenger version 7.3(?). "I'm waterpoloing," says Alexei. "I'm hwing," benni says, which could be interpreted as "H-winging" or, for the more astute of you, "homeworking." I'm predicting the next phrased to be verberised is "hot chocolate" to "hot chocolating," meaning "I'm drinking hot chocolate." End pointless observation number 5, 980, 511.

As a side thing, Arsenal ftw in the Premier League. Arsenal pwnz u, full n00bz. If anyone is 18 and wants to go TABing for me, give a me a shout. Until next time, verberise some other random oft-used phrase.

1 comment:

  1. Hey man,
    Absolutely hilarious blog mate!

    It's fUlLy-s13K!

    I like your innovative use of vocabulary, but what's "TABing"??

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