Oh, the irony

A few weeks ago, when the first Great Victorian Earthquake occurred, I confess I did not feel a thing. This was due to the fact that I was on the first floor of my house. 

However, the rest of my family, and seemingly Victoria felt it, and I was instantly shunned and cast out.

But I have come back with a vengeance. 

Today, my whole table moved because I was on the top floor. It moved for what seemed like ages. But no-one else in my family felt it. The second Great Victorian Earthquake was felt only by me, and me alone. Again they shunned me and cast me out, and this time they even went a step further in labelling me delusional (see the pattern there? I wonder if it has anything to do with my normal behaviour). Then the news came out. And now I can laugh at them.

Word of the day: irony