One day, aliens will visit Earth. And they'll be like, "Why do these Earthers cut the fur sprouting from their head, when it would keep them warm, and it is clearly cold?"
There are other things that they may find weird. Like why this guy is struggling to motivate himself to do his management essay, when he knows that it needs to be done. Or find the guts to do anything that needs to be done.
Or why he finds communicating through script so much easier than through speech.
And why humans make things harder for each other.
Or maybe why this guy is endangering his life by having his music up so loud that his room is going to collapse.
And possibly, they would wonder how, with their telepathic abilities, how they could not break through the poker face and into the mind of this young chap and discover his so-called secrets, but all his Earthling friends somehow know.
Or why this guy could not foresee that he would be swamped with work in this following week. And how this seems to surprise him around the same time every semester.
And probably why this is writing this from the perspective of them coming to visit Earth.
Word of the Day: Aliens
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