Polls closed

Yeah, my polls closed about fifty years ago. To all my fans out there, sorry I haven't blogged for roughly that time. Homework takes up abiout 70 per cent of my life.

Anyway, the results of the poll were a draw, even though 3 people voted. James Cheng says 'general knowledge.' Garyn, being AZN, said maths. Banh, with the decider, said 'general maths', which I decided was half a vote either way. So the official results were 1.5 for maths and 1.5 for general knowledge.

People, please comment on my blog. I've heard tell of people who visit and don't comment. That's a crime and is punishable by law.

OmG...LyK dOn'T TaLk NoRmAlLy iTs UnKeWl

Quote Garyn: "n bbl i makin dinas for father dai". How embarrasing. Can you get more Asian? How many spelling mistakes are there. Look at day/dai. Analyse it. Is there any difference in the number of letters used? I'm all for conveniance, but dai instead of day is just stupid. And what the hell is makin dinnas? As if he makes 40 dinners. He takes the s off father's day and puts it on the end of "dina". Well done.

Count down to my birthday

It’s my birthday in…5 months! But seriously though, everyone seems to have their birthday around now. My sister, mum, dad, grandpa, grandma, family friend, Andrew, Terence, Eugene, Kishara…I’m sure I’ve left someone out and their going to be really cut at me. Oh well.

Captain Obvious really does strike again (tribute to Catcher in the Rye, hence the extremely long title, and did I tell you about my excursion etc)

I can't help being Captain Obvious. I really can't. Sometimes people just ask stupid questions that force you into being Captain Obvious. It's not like it's a bad thing. I just don't like being Captain Obvious.

The other day, my goddamn English teacher asks me a regular Seers and Roebuck in the Shawshank Redemption meant. I said it meant that the guy had everything and does it by smuggling. Then she asks me what Seers and Roebuck was. Well, naturally, I said its a smuggling company. I mean, there's no such thing as that, but what are you supposed to say? I'm not American. Speaking of American, it's not a really good time to be American, what with the hurricane and all. And bombs. It really isn't. Anyway, my goddamn poll closes on Wednesday. Don't know why I'll make it that day. I just will. Tell your friends to vote.